Previously on Thomas in the Bible, we read a few prophecies about sieges against Jerusalem and the description of future diet restrictions that they'll encounter at that time, including fathers eating sons and sons eating fathers.

The other methods of death that are laid out include dying by the sword or pestil.

But if you're far enough away, you'll just be blown into the wind.

So pick that one, guys.

God then moaned for ages at Israel as usual.

It was a decently crumulent reading of the Bible.

I'd like to say a huge thank you to Dale and Thomas for becoming my patrons this week,

with a Thomas Young Count of three.

Yeah.

Thank you, Harley.

I appreciate you saying that my reading was perfectly cramulent. I endeavor to make a perfectly cramulent reading every week. A little inside Harley's Patreon humor there. Go check his Patreon account out. It's patreon.com slash previously on if you'd like to support

Harley's little intros. So he had to use a word of my choosing because I, of course, I'm supporting

Harley because he's great. And the, first word that popped to mind was

cramulent from the Simpsons that I remember. I don't remember what episode that was, but I do,

I do remember they also say like, something, something in biggins the soul. And at least it's like,

in biggins is an word. And then someone else is like, what are you talking about?

It's a perfectly criming that word.

Oh, man, that show used to be so funny.

In Biggins.

That's how I remember it anyway.

That actually may have not happened, and I just made that up in my brain.

I don't actually know.

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