Eyebrows with Zoe Bee

Shut up a Second

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sands Pants Network.
0:06.5	Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:09.4	My name is Hayden and I'm joined by Cass Page.
0:13.3	Yes, he is.
0:14.2	And also by Zoe B.
0:15.8	Yes, yes he is.
0:17.3	And today we are talking eyebrows.
0:21.8	Woo!
0:22.1	Woo!
0:23.6	What are we?
0:36.7	Is there any other part of the body that has a brow?
0:53.9	Oh, should we have more brows? Nipple brows. I knee brows. Knee brows. Neat brows. Nouth brow is a mustache. Yeah, I'm just trying to think of the things we need to keep moisture out of. Hmm. That's what, no, it's not moist. It's more like, it's sweat, isn't it? Yeah.
0:54.3	It's sweat and just sort of general debris from your scalp.
0:56.9	We need to think of things that are dripping. Mm. That's what, no, it's more, it's more like, it's sweat, isn't it? Yeah.
1:10.7	It's sweat and just sort of general debris from your scalp. We need to think of things that are dripping down, because if your eyebrows don't do their job, you get the thing that you need to take Elidale for, not take rub it on. You get that exma from the yeast on your head. Yeah. I get that on my arms. You get head yeast on your arms?
1:12.8	I get, I'm allergic to my own sweat. Yeah, I get that on my arms. You get head yeast on your arms?
1:13.2	I get, I'm allergic to my own sweat.
1:13.7	Yeah.
1:18.2	And I keep developing athletes' foot, but just on the side of my arms.
1:18.9	Wow.
1:20.4	And you don't even work out.
1:21.2	Yeah, I know.
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