So Maddie, I was at a bar the other night and a lady came up to me as I always do.

And she said to me, hey, how are you?

And I went, yeah, good.

How are you?

She went, I'm well.

She said, I know, she said, you seem interested in me.

And I said, oh, I don't know why you'd say that.

She said, well, you just do.

And I go, okay.

She goes, but before this can progress, I need to tell you something.

I said, okay, what?

She said, I've got a fake eye.

I said, a fake eye.

She said, yes.

She goes, the fake eye, it's made out of cedar.

You know the tree? I said, really?

She goes, yes. She goes, so would you like to dance?

I said, why wouldn't I?

I tell you, Michael, your jokes are getting cornea and cornea.

Ha! Ha! Ha! And Cornio. Welcome, everybody.

Another episode of Dr. Matt and Dr. Mike's medical podcast.

We are obviously talking about the eye and we are talking about vision.

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