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Every state of America seems to have its own unique way of dealing with gun rights.

You know, in Texas, they believe that the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is

a good guy with, well, I'll let Roy Wood Jr. tell you.

The rules back in session, which means college students are stocking up on textbooks, cargo

shorts, and in Texas ammunition.

Texas will allow people with concealed handgun permits to carry their guns into public

university buildings, classrooms, and dorms.

That's right.

Now, the freshman 15 is just how many bullet your gun can hold.

With campus shootings on the rise, open-carry Texas founder CJ Grisham says it's about

damn time.

Wherever I plant my feet as a free man, I should be able to carry my firearm.

So everywhere but space?

Yeah, pretty much.

I should be able to carry my gun into that classroom, into that cafeteria, into that stadium,

the place where there's all the alcohol.

People carry into all of Garden all the time, and they serve alcohol there, and we don't

have shootouts.

Well, of course, nobody's shooting at Olive Garden.

When you're there, you're family.

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