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Three Bean Salad

Extreme Sports

Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

In WW2 a shortage of materials led to parachute silk often being recycled into knickers and vice versa. In honour of this the beans continue to send their underpants to His Majesty’s Armed Forces today, even in peacetime. But who the blazes is using this precious commodity for recreational purposes and why? Luckily Tom of Bristol has suggested extreme sports as this week’s topic so expect answers within.

With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:06.4

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0:34.1

Good morning, everybody.

0:40.3

Good morning.

0:41.2

Well, we shouldn't say good morning, should be,

0:42.4

because the listener could be listening at any time of day or night.

0:44.8

That's the great thing about podcasts.

0:46.9

You're in control.

0:49.1

And that's something your parents just still won't and never will understand.

0:53.0

So good now to you. Yeah. Podcast generation. Good now. Because it is all about you at the end of the day, isn't it, these days? Putting you first. Putting you at the centre of your euness. It's self-care. Create boundaries and something. Boundaries is a big thing. Yeah, boundaries is huge. Yeah,

1:29.6

and handing your knife to the local police station. Yeah. Please. Unless it's just a sort of tomato knife or a butter knife or something, unless you plan on using that as a weapon. Yeah. Use your judgment. Use your own judgment, really. To double down on that, tomato knives are fine. Don't, don't reach for your tomato knife. I think I do actually have a tomato knife.

1:27.5

We have quite a lot, I swear by them. fine. Don't, don't reach for a tomato knife. I think I do actually have a tomato knife.

1:29.8

We have quite a lot, I swear by them.

1:31.4

I genuinely did, don't know what a tomato knife is.

1:34.0

It's a small, very sharp, serrated, snub-nosed blade.

1:39.6

Fudge.

1:41.1

So that's to cut a tomato?

1:42.8

I don't, I don't spread this about. But I use it to cut all sorts. What? Tomatoes. Oh my God. He's off the rails. Yeah. I can get five slices out of a cherry tomato with my tomato knife. To make the tiniest little little cheese and tomato sandwich imaginable? Yes. For a tiny mouse. For a tiny mouse. Mr. Patagonia. Correct. Yeah. Your best friend, the mouse, Mr. Patagonia. It's weird that he hasn't come up on the podcast. It's exactly the kind of thing we would normally talk about. Because he's such a big part of Mike's life. He's such a huge... Who knows this?

2:34.6

He's very private. But he's Mr. Patagonia, and that's named after the shopping brand, not the area of Chile. That's right, isn't it? Yeah. He's not interested in that part of Chile at all. He's not interested in travel, broadly speaking. But he does, he does like the brand. He likes the brand optics, doesn't he?

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