Wow.

We finally made it happen.

A second date.

Well, I count Snapchat, so like, a hundred and third date for me.

Those are not dates. Those are more like libidinal bat signals in the night.

Get with the times, Esperanza. They were dates.

Well, then Rufus, we should be engaged by now.

Maybe we can have a Snapchat engagement

followed by a Tik-Toc reception and an only-fans honeymoon.

I'd love that.

Ugh this world. This world. Oh, you're going through it. It's just

society is losing its way, you know, and we're never going to get back.

That's so nihilistic. We're on a dark and destructive path. I'm telling you I love when you go all doomsday

Profides on me. I'm serious rufous real human connection is gone for some yes, but look at us we're looking at each other in

the flesh in a gorgeous park brought some have already read wine because today

we're Parisian enfantéribe lounging in Planner.

Right.

Listen I should have made this clear on Snapchat, but I'm very COVID conscious.

Okay, no problem.

Here, I'll sit here, six feet away.

Well, no, you see, I marked with tape where you should sit.

There.

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