John, can you please pay attention? These meetings only last 20 minutes.

Are you Greg Balen's advisor? No, why?

He's cute.

I was just wondering if he was gay.

We talked about this.

Come on, you're gay, I'm gay.

You're a student.

I'm your college admissions advisor.

It's inappropriate.

God, this school is so conservative.

My cousin goes to Sacred Heart in Manhattan.

She told me they take field trips to the Museum of Sex.

Well, that's Manhattan, and this is Wesley Mess.

Or everyone's a liberal, as long as you shut the lights, close the blinds, and stifle your pleasure in a decorative pillow.

Okay. I can give you a detention, you know. For what? Being prize-winning rye?

What if you use some of that prize-winning rhiness in Mr.

Paliaccio's Creative Writing Club, hmm? No, no, no, no, no.

Polyaccio has watched Dead Poets Society way too many times.

Do you know how many perfectly good books he's asked us to rip introductions out of?

John, you need to participate in extracurriculars.

Your college prospects are in dire straits.

Nothing involving Paliaccio, please.

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