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Punch Drunk Sports

Extended Patreon Preview: The Fat Man Returns

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8904 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2018

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

This extended preview of the Super Secret Pod comes to you a few days late because Bobby Lee took forever to record a podcast, and ran over into our slot Saturday night.*
Former Punch Drunk engineer "The Fat Man" joins Teeb and Johnny to discuss the phone incident, wherein Ari Shaffir advised him to kill himself.
We also discuss his history with Punch Drunk, some behind-the-scenes secrets, and how LeBron James is making Sam look a little silly.
To hear the complete episode and many others, with great guests like Joe Rogan, Bert Kreischer, Duncan Trussell, Pauly Shore, and a million more, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.
*Technically it was Dana Moon's podcast, but it wasn't her fault. And even if it was, we're still blaming Bobby, for reasons that should be obvious.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,

0:06.0

three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.

0:11.1

Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.

0:13.1

All right.

0:13.9

Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.

0:16.8

And don't get us started on Mel.

0:19.4

But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.

0:22.6

All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat.

0:25.6

Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.

0:28.0

P and Dau Ferries, there is another way. Johnny, how are you?

0:33.0

Johnny, how are you? I'm okay. But last night we made an attempt at this on Saturday.

0:49.0

And Bobby Lee, but they came up and they go, hey Bobby Lee is, and we literally were going, I'm not even joking, Tom Rhodes was going to sit in the whole time and Mark Mirren was going to come in for like 10 minutes. It was going to be the greatest

1:04.4

patron in the world and Bobby Lee's had probably had to go so we had 1030 to 1130 and

1:11.8

Bobby Lee was going to do 1030 to a

1:15.3

well it was Dana it was Dana Moon's podcast and she was a guest on her

1:18.5

podcast I guess yeah but he was the problematic one as he always is as he's

1:22.4

always fucked me, always always fucked me.

1:25.0

And so he does, yeah, he gets here at like 1055.

1:30.0

Now all he wanted was 1030 to 11. He gets they get down here at 10.55 he does five 10 minute

1:36.4

podcast and then he goes I got to go do my spot let's pick this up.

1:40.3

And and Tibo now when he left to go do his spot and pause the podcast, how far, how long before he actually

1:47.4

had to go up, would you say he went upstairs?

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