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The Secret Cabal Gaming Podcast

Express 31: The Joy of Warhammer 40,000

The Secret Cabal Gaming Podcast

Jamie Keagy

Leisure, Hobbies, Games

4.7869 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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The Joy of Warhammer 40,000 with Bender and Jamie

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0:00.0

It is the 41st millennia. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of mankind has set him mobile on the golden throne of Earth.

0:16.0

He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies.

0:24.6

He is a rotting caucous, with the power of the dark age of technology.

0:32.6

He is the carrion lord of the vast imperium of man, for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed

0:40.3

every day, so he may truly never die.

0:45.3

Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance.

0:50.3

Mighty battle fleets cross the demon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars,

0:58.0

their way lit by the astronomicon, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will.

1:04.0

Vast armies give battle in his name on countless worlds, greatest among his soldiers the adeptus Hestartes, the space marines,

1:13.6

bioengineered super warriors. Their comrade in arms are legion, the imperial guard and countless

1:21.6

planetary defense forces, the ever-vigilant inquisition, and the tech priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus, to name only a few.

1:30.3

But for their magnitude, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from aliens, heretics, mutants, and far, far worse.

1:43.3

To be a man in such times is one amongst untold billions.

1:50.3

It is to live the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times.

1:59.0

Forget the power of technology and science,

2:02.0

for so much has been forgotten,

2:04.3

never to be re-learned.

2:06.9

Forget the promise of progress and understanding,

2:11.2

for in the grim, dark future,

2:14.2

there is only war.

2:20.0

From the Secret Caball Studios, it's the Secret Caball Express.

2:27.5

Today, Bender and Jamie give you the joy of Warhammer 40,000.

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