0:00.0	Welcome to Side Tracked. I'm your host Jenna. This is Andrew T.MI. Oh, God, miss you on my lips. It's me, you little Jenna, bitch. On the stoop with the neighborhood kids.
0:12.3	All right, should we restart? I got nothing. No, that was good. That was really good. I got nothing. I was going to say, I'm your Oscar like on just Trish. Oh, that's good. Right. Oh, you're my Oscar? I don't think so. I'm Oscar. Well, yeah, you said I'm your host. Fucking. Somebody had to start the episode. We've been trying to start the episode for the past 20 minutes. Somebody had to start and then he starts harassing me about how I started it. And I already said the F word like three times.
0:57.4	I cursed you out already. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're so used to be cursing you out. No, it's like, it's nothing. I just want to say, Jenna curses me out too off camera really badly. She says so many slurs to me. I do not. You guys know that. You're like sweating. No, guys. Why does this keep zooming in or I'm just getting bigger by the moment?
1:11.8	God. You guys know that. You're like sweating. No, guys. Why does this keep zooming in or I'm just getting bigger by the moment? God damn. You're filling up the frame by the moment. I'm literally. I'm like the de-toddley fucking crabby patty. Mm-hmm. Getting closer. Yeah. I don't have to explain. Not to me, not to them. You owe nobody an explanation.
1:13.6	Look us on cameo.
1:14.6	We got like one.
1:15.7	No, we got a few.
1:16.5	Yeah, no, we did.
1:22.9	I did get requested for feet picks.
1:24.6	Just do it.
1:26.1	Do you do it through cameo?
1:44.2	Well, they were like, we can do it through like Venmo or PayPal if you want. And I'm like... Are you going to do it? I was like, well, how much? Did they answer? Yeah, they said 100. And I'm like, what the fuck I'm going to do with 100? Yeah. Do you want to know something weird? Yeah. One time somebody messaged me. This was a few years ago.
1:46.2	Before I met Joe, they messaged me and they're like, and it's like a some fake Instagram account.
1:51.9	And they're like, hey, Jenna, like I know you in real life.
1:55.7	And I have had a crush on you for a while.
1:59.3	But I am not comfortable telling you who I am just yet, but I want to pay for stuff for you. Oh. So, and then they're like, so send me some receipts of things you get throughout the day, and like, we'll start small. We'll start small. And I was like, and I answered. I was like, okay. I was like, you don't want to tell me like, far?
2:19.2	Like, no, like not yet.
2:20.6	Maybe one day.
2:22.9	And I was like, okay, can I have like $300?
2:27.0	And they're like, no, like it doesn't work like that.
2:28.9	Like it's a fetish.
2:30.3	Like we'll start small.
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