Yo yo yo, what's up boys and girls welcome back to lightweights

Did you know that pickles are zero calories you sound so out of it? I'm good

We just did true the drinks so we're both a little bit tipsy

Nonetheless happy Monday morning. Let's fucking go ragers. You know that pickles are zero calories. That's a question, but you just learn

You're aggressive. Yeah, I'm like as we pussy

You you said that the other days pickles are zero calories. You're really excited about yeah, yeah, isn't that crazy? Why?

Because name any other food that zero calorie food that zero calories I

Can't think of one off the top of my head because they're few and far between

It's definitely a huge win. Yeah, and I love pickles. I don't like pickles

So I think that's why I don't really care about it because I'm never gonna be like oh, okay

I could need a pickle. Wow. I'm a beef jerky guy when I'm trying to like save cows

I go right for the beef jerky and shout out to my company Zila protein anytime that I want to eat anything if I'm like

It's 200 calories. I'm gonna eat a scoop of Zila protein totally

You guys could clip that and use that for your tiktok Zila 140 calories. I mean yeah

Again, this is not a plug. It's not sponsored because they're really cheap, but anytime I drink Zila

It's like a chocolate cake. You're so drunk. I'm so fucked up guys. I'm like six shots deep right now Monday morning

That's fucking go you guys again you guys can clip that

You know, I've posted so many fake photos on my Instagram that when I post my photo with Mark Walberg

No one thought it was real

Everyone thought it was a Photoshopped

Everyone thought that I like I photoshopped myself and him next to each other and they didn't think that it was actually real

Yeah, I guess that that's fucked yeah, not really. I've lost my reputability online. Well, yeah, yeah, I mean, you know that

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