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Exposing My Gym Crush Lore... | Sidetracked Ep 99

Sidetracked Podcast

AndrewTMI

Comedy

4.9887 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to another week of sidetracked.

0:03.0

We're on a roll.

0:04.1

We are on a roll.

0:05.2

You guys love the episode with Mama TM.

0:07.1

I loved it too.

0:08.1

We had a few technical difficulties.

0:09.9

Thank you for standing by during those trying times.

0:13.2

Yeah.

0:13.5

I don't think anyone really noticed the technical difficulties.

0:15.9

Only a few people.

0:16.5

Okay.

0:17.1

Guys, for some reason, sending that footage took forever. Like, so Caesar lost an entire day of editing. And then by the time he got it, it was three camera angles, three microphones. One of the microphones was having audio issues. So the editing was a nightmare for him. And then, like, I don't know if you noticed, like, some of my clips were in slow motion because, like, that was the only way to get them to sync up. It was, I don't know if you guys noticed. But at the end of the day, it was a really fun episode. And I had a blast. And I think it overshadows the very, the very vast amount of technical difficulties. No, it's good. I had fun. Mama T. I had a fun. She wants to come on more often. Yes. And also, we figured out that the tapping is my fingers. So I'm really going to try to be

1:00.3

conscious of that. This episode, guys, I'm sorry. Okay. It's, and you know, one time, this is so random,

1:06.4

but one time in chorus. I actually failed chorus. Did you, did you electively do chorus after, you know how you're forced to for like a year or two? And then did you continue on? So they put me in band on tuba because they put all the fat bitches on tuba. They signed you your instrument? Everyone got to pick, but they were they were like, oh chorus is awful you're a fat bitch you're going on tuba

1:27.5

the tuba's the one with like the seat oh i know i know what a tuba is i played french horn yeah exactly

1:34.6

so i was a brass hole we were brass holes i was i was so mad about being a brass hole

1:40.3

because i like it was me and all the other big bitches and I was just like this can't be me

1:45.3

That's just not me yeah all the big backs on the brass so I was like get me out of here

1:52.0

So I fought my way into chorus and then um in high school there was a chorus teacher who everyone loved

1:58.8

He was such a dick if you're watching this you, you're a dick. A dick hole. Fuck you. Fuck you. The worst, honestly. And he was actually the dean of our school. But like, I don't even know what that meant because like our school did. Like everyone was on heroin. Like there was not like. He was doing a shitty job. Yeah, like, no one was ever like, oh, you're going to the dean. Was this middle school or high school? High school. Okay. So I'm in chorus, and he always found a way to give me detention. Like, and of course, the big back, you're giving them lunch detention. They can't go to lunch. No, no, no. Deliberate choice. Right. So then I would always skip detention and I would go to lunch. Okay. Right? And sometimes you would come find me. But anyway, not the point. So I, I think we were like lining up to go a fire drill or maybe something not that serious.

2:52.6

Just lining up for like an in school field trip, like to go to the auditorium or something.

2:56.9

And I was leaning on the xylophone like while everyone was.

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