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The Leo & Danny Show

Exposing King Croc's Pickup Coach

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2021

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Danny's Merch ▶ https://dannymullen.co

Leo's Merch ▶ https://merchyy.com/collections/leo-d...

Leo's Patreon ▶ https://www.patreon.com/user?u=26041367

Danny's Patreon ▶ https://www.patreon.com/DannyMullen

Follow the Crew!

Leo's IG ▶ https://www.instagram.com/leofdot/

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Leo's Twitter: @Leodottavio

Danny's Twitter: BANNED

Transcript

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0:00.0

Cigar guy is officially a blowhard and I'm going to talk about it.

0:04.9

This guy is a grade A blowhard and he proved it yesterday at dinner.

0:09.8

I'm going to give a little bit of a preamble here first.

0:13.3

Yesterday, my girlfriend and I went to Venice Beach because I've been reading a lot in the LA Times

0:18.5

about how the city is finally kicking the bums the fuck out. Well, they're rehousing them. And they let them do drugs. So they're not doing a great, great job. So you're paying. If it were up to you, Leo, they would be relocated to a field and then executed. Yes. I would, yeah, absolutely. The recent L.A. Bums, they're not normal bombs. They're almost like, they look like they could be zombies. It's pretty nuts. I was driving around yesterday, and I started counting regular people versus homeless people I saw walking around the sidewalks. And by the time I got home after running a few errands, went to CVS, went to Trader Joe's, did a little jog around the park, I realized I've seen more homeless people by far on the streets than I have regulars.

1:03.7

Just jogging along a bridge over here, down the street from my house.

1:07.0

Austin, you know the bridge we went underneath for the Patreon vlog we did where we

1:11.2

interviewed the homeless guy? Right. From the fan jerry rapping video. No. Yes, but the one we just

1:17.2

went to for the Patreon vlog. Oh, okay. I thought that was the same thing. They were two years

1:22.5

apart. Are you really so stoned all the time you don't remember filming underneath the bridge two weeks ago

1:29.1

No, I do I thought you were just talking about the location

1:31.2

You always have to check with him

1:32.6

You always have to check

1:34.1

I'm jogging across that bridge yesterday

1:36.3

This big titted black lady starts chasing me

1:39.4

And I at first I saw

1:41.7

Were the tits and I was like hell yeah

1:43.5

But then I saw the face And I was like oh fuck all I saw were the tits. And I was like, hell yeah. But then I saw the face.

1:45.3

And I was like, oh, fuck.

2:03.2

Missing teeth. Oh, they were missing teeth. Sun damage, Leo. Well, you could throat fuck her a little easier. Jesus. I'm sorry. Are we not getting monetized? I said throat fucking too early? I think, I, we're, we're past 30 seconds. you're good i proposed proposed homeless execution earlier, so they might not be happy.

2:02.4

She starts chasing after me.

2:03.7

She goes, you, you!

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