All right, welcome to Jason Ellis 2.0, where I already, I retired a week ago, and I said,

you know, I'm done with this for a while.'s cost of me money and you know we've got we've got stuff we need to handle so I don't go to prison I think I do well

there but also it's brisky you know what if I don't do well and as some of you know I'm not

gay anymore so I'm not going to be your butt mule

you know we're fighting and and you know I probably wreck enough people they will kill me

you know it's going to take a couple and by the time they get a hold of me they're going to be you

know it's a problem with me like I'm going to cause a problem and make you real mad when you

wake back up and you're

probably wanting to kill me. I'll destroy a lot of you before I die. I was born that way.

So anyway, I retired and then this dickhead hit me up. He's a good guy. I met him in Texas.

A very nice person. And he didn't know me from shit. And he took me around.

He got me my first good cowboy hat.

Oh, yeah.

And then I met.

And then I was hanging out with Uncle Laser.

And he's like, you got the wrong hat on for the season.

And I'm like, what?

He's like, it's winter, man.

You look like an asshole. And I'm like, dude, He's like, it's winter, man. You look like an asshole.

And I'm like, dude, I'm from Australia.

I'm a skateboarder who just got into horses like a year ago.

Look, I know I'm a cook.

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