Hey, everyone. Welcome to Redacted. Thank you so much for joining us. It's Wednesday. You got through your hump day. I'm Natalie Morris.

I'm Clayton Morris and hump them if you got them. Consensually, consensually. We have a busy show for you today. We're going to talk about war deaths.

We're going to talk about how the United States doesn't really track them. but then when someone accidentally dies, they'll just say it's a terrorist and move on. There's a new investigation of a death in Syria, and it will, if this doesn't, I don't know, if this doesn't upset you, you might be a sociopath. Yeah, you might be hooked up wrong. Like, if this doesn't bother you, you might be hooked up wrong. You might this doesn't bother you, you might be hooked up wrong.

You might be what my dad says, half a bubble off plum.

Which is a good carpentry reference, half a bubble off plum. Also, we're going to look at the DIA convention, the DIA event, which just unfolded in Washington, D.C. You know, Dio, we've been covering it here on the show, which is the super application made by Google and Visa and backed, of course, by USAID.

It's basically how they are going to surveil all of Ukraine.

It's already rolled out almost fully.

So all of the banking, all of the surveillance, you can even rat on your neighbors, all of it.

Well, they just had a big convention, a big event in Washington, D.C. And there were some revealing moments, which we're going to bring you and talk to you about this crazy surveillance. And Target has a new line of clothes that will help you bind your breasts and tuck in your balls. I have a lot of questions about ball tucking. I'm the only one on this show that

has no balls. We have Philip and David in our control booth. I look forward to this. I'm tuck in

mine right now. Okay, good. All right. I'm looking forward to this conversation where we talk about

how you know if someone at the beach is tucking. And also why Target had to walk back

this line of pride clothing. All that and more as redacted starts right now. Thank you. I'm going to I'm going to I'm a I'm a M. I'm The Welcome, everyone. What are you looking at my eyes for?

Are you okay?

I have such red eyes from the allergies right now.

And I don't really have the allergy problem, but then I just took some eye drops before the show.

Oh, my God. They're going to be able to see that. So we might as well mention it because people will be like, are you high? Are you? I've never done a drug in my life. But tonight, maybe I'll start. No, I was allergies. So I did some, some drops because they were, they were like on fire. They're like on fire. I'm sure. What's wrong with you? How many of you guys are dealing with crazy allergies right now? Can you count backwards from 10? Yeah. Can you walk in a straight line and count? How many of you guys are dealing with crazy allergies right now? Put your glasses on, honey, and then that will make it better. I guess. That will start to block out some of the pollen. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway, we've got a busy show for you on this Wednesday. Thank you guys so much. We didn't mention Dan Cohen, our redacted correspondent. We sent him to Columbia, the country of Colombia. He's going to be filing a number of... Speaking of someone who has balls that like yes

goes and hangs out with just some dangled balls on that guy so he's going to be

joining us from Columbia with an update and going to be filing a number of stories down

there as that country descends into ruins so we will be checking in with Dan a little

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