From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

The Armstrong and Getty Show.

Welcome, friends.

Unfortunately, my boy, Jack, has the Chinese bat fever and is feeling awful.

I'm sorry, Dr. Cardi.

It's feeling terrible, but he's gotten some anti-viral medication from his doctor, and we hope he gets well soon.

It's not quite the headline it was, but this is still a miserable, miserable disease.

Thank you, Dr. Fauci. Thank you, Francis Collins.

Thank you, Peter Dasack.

Thank you, Communist China.

And the Wuhan Institute of Virology for this lovely virus that's killed millions.

Anyway, moving on from that, speaking of medical care.

Please join me in welcoming to the show Craig Gottwals, aka the healthcare guru.

You know what, Craig, I don't actually have your website and stuff in front of me.

I forgot to grab it, so we'll get to that in a little bit.

But how are you, my friend?

I am well, my friend.

And you know, over here at our house, we've got candles going and we're really solemn.

And it's hashtag prayers for Jack.

I hope you got the horse paste that I sent over to him.

Nah, I think he's going with more conventional care.

But I'd ask you how the bass are biting, but it's so hot.

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