Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-7000 - The Loser

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🗓️ 12 September 2022

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0:30.9	SCP 7,000, the loser.
0:36.5	Every time the SCPWiki moves on to a new series, meaning the next set of 1,000 entries,
0:43.7	there's a contest to determine the first slot for that new series.
0:48.8	Each contest of this type has an overall theme, for which writers are encouraged to work around
0:54.0	and work into their
0:55.1	articles. The theme for the SCP-7,000 contest was luck, which is fairly broad in nature.
1:04.1	The winner, SCP-7,000, deals with luck and probability in general, especially in what happens if that concept goes haywire,
1:13.7	but also more specifically it deals with a person being unlucky.
1:18.8	A person's luckiness or unluckiness is a fairly fluid concept in general, and we often
1:25.7	attribute all sorts of different events to a person being
1:28.5	lucky or unlucky, if such a thing could exist.
1:33.3	What happens if a person is never lucky, though?
1:37.2	What happens if that person is only unlucky for their entire life?
1:42.4	What follows is an article filled with all sorts of oddities and slapstick humor,
1:48.5	but also a surprising amount of heart.
1:53.2	We begin with a priority one announcement sent out by Dr. Dan,
1:58.6	director of the Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority, or Etra of the Foundation.
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