Explaining Why Harper Still Isn't Back!

The LOL Podcast

Cash, Maverick, Kate, Harper, Kenzie

Comedy

4.7 • 13.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0	Harper decided she's not coming back on the podcast probably ever again.
0:03.6	When she got home, I think she just was very overwhelmed and overstimulated with being back home,
0:09.1	seeing all her friends, having her phone again.
0:11.1	I think it all hit her like really hard because she ended up literally, no.
0:15.3	She ended up staying up the entire night.
0:18.0	I saw a thing that said like 80 or 90% of teens struggle with anxiety are dead.
0:37.7	No, no. Oh my gosh, don't say things like that. Well, no, I'm just saying. Think about 90% of everyone's dead. Can we stop talking about death? You're literally just like talking to hear yourself talk right now. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my God. What? What are y'all going to have a baby? We have something we want to say.
0:40.4	Welcome back to another episode, guys.
0:42.4	This one is more sad than we'd like it to be.
0:48.8	Harper is.
0:49.8	I can't stand this.
0:51.4	Harper is dead.
0:52.3	No, why do you say it over and over again? Yeah, no. She's not dead. She'll fly high in our memories. Should we just start over? I mean, this is. Okay. Harper is. If I was Harper right now, I would be thinking I lived a good life. No. I don't know why you keep saying Harper's dead. Is that your jacket?
1:11.5	No.
1:12.6	Okay.
1:13.6	This is an illusion.
1:15.4	What do you mean is it my jacket?
1:16.2	I just wondering.
1:17.6	I bought this in memory of Harper.
1:20.0	Tokyo Disney resort.
1:23.9	She just loved Tokyo Disneyland so much.
1:26.2	She never got to go.
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