Explaining EOAS Lore to the General Public

Evolution of a Snake: The Taylor Swift Fan Podcast

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🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, we finally do what perhaps should have been done long ago: explain the bizarre, unholy, deeply unnecessary internal language of Evolution of a Snake. From heirloom turkey to bone collector, from “you’re an adult, you should know that” to “good luck with booking that stage you speak of,” we’re unpacking the phrases, references, recurring bits, and completely deranged lore that have somehow become part of the EOAS cinematic universe. Whether you are a seasoned nothing knower or a confused diva down, welcome. Inshallah.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Evolution of a Snake. I'm Zach. And I am Madeline.
0:19.4	If you are not subscribed to our Patreon, patreon.com slash swiftologist, by the way,
0:24.5	then you probably won't be seeing a video accompaniment to this week's public episode.
0:29.0	And that is because we chose to put up a 25-minute teaser of our live show in Australia in Brisbane
0:37.1	with the gorgeous ladies of chats and
0:39.2	reacts. We had such an amazing time talking to them. The full two-hour show is available for
0:44.0	purchase on Patreon now, but we didn't want to leave all of our public audio listeners and also
0:49.8	our Patreon listeners, because we have some of you that I guess won't be buying the show.
0:53.4	We didn't want to leave you hanging. We didn't want to leave you hanging. So we said we need to come up with something that we can put out this week just for you to listen to. And Madeline, what did you come up with? What did we come up? So here's the thing. So on evolution of a snake, as many years as we've been doing it,
1:12.8	plus as many years have we've known each other and been friends, a lot of issues have been going on.
1:18.8	Let's just leave it at that. It's a lot of issues going on. And what I mean is there have been a lot of sort of like,
1:26.1	I want to say inside jokes, but I don't even think necessarily these are inside jokes. These aren't even just memes. This is just like shit that we say that we repurpose and repurpose and repurpose again. It becomes like a verbal tick that we do and we just can't and we just can't stop saying these ridiculous things. And I forget sometimes that not everybody knows what
1:45.1	the fuck we're talking about because a lot of our like little phrases and sayings are really specific.
1:51.0	They're from like the Housewives is a really big one that I know not a lot. Not everybody is
1:55.9	watching the Housewives. The Housewives is a really big like sort of glacier that we chip off of to get little ice cubes that we use on evolution of sake all the time.
2:04.8	Plus, there's, like, really niche Taylor references.
2:07.1	There's also things that come from places that you would never imagine.
2:11.0	So that's what today's episode is about.
2:13.1	This is kind of, like, our lore, specifically with our kind of like, quote unquote, inside jokes, if you will.
2:19.7	I would actually call it verbal stims. That's what we're doing here. That is literally what we're
2:25.9	doing here. These are, it's just a language that we've developed to communicate with each other.
2:31.1	And the things develop over time, like what it was once about it is
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