Girl translation is one of the most important things you'll learn when you're getting better with women.

Don't forget what they say and what it actually means can be two very different things.

And this is yet another difficult thing that you need to learn when getting better with women.

Welcome to the Unapologetic Man Podcast.

The only podcast that's all about self-improvement, confidence, success, women, and being a man without making any apologies for it.

So gentlemen, there's something I need to admit to you.

I've never talked about this before on this podcast, but it's something you should probably know,

especially if you've been listening to my podcast for any amount of time.

So here it goes, man.

I might get in trouble by saying this, but here it goes.

All right.

From 2010 to 2014, I went to Girl Interpretation University.

All right? Because we all know what a Hasselhoff it is to interpret what the hell these girls are saying.

You don't know what the fuck they're saying half the time. So I went to school for you, but here's the thing.

Girl interpretation school has been banned in the United States. There's a big movement against it.

Girls are pissed off.

They don't want guys like you to know what the hell they're talking about.

So they banned in the United States.

They also banned it in Russia.

Kaiser Permanente, who was the Russian Tsar during that time period,

actually banned girl interpretation schools east of the Volga River.

So I backpacked out there.

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