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How Did This Get Made?

Expend4bles LIVE! w/ Jessica St. Clair

How Did This Get Made?

Earwolf

Film Reviews, Comedy, Tv & Film, So Bad They’re Good, Bad Films, Bad Movies, Comedy Movies, Movies, Movie Reviews, Film

4.823.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Stallone Summer continues with 2023's Expend4bles (aka The Expendables 4), a movie that's essentially a senior citizen Fast & Furious. LIVE from San Francisco, Jessica St. Clair starts to lose her mind but nevertheless helps Paul & Jason cover Stallone & Statham's sexual chemistry, protocol for using brass knuckles, Sly's skull ring, the motorcycle chase on a boat, all the awful green screen, the Megan Fox & Jason Statham sex scene, the bonkers list of actors considered for Andy Garcia's role, and so much more. Don't forget to sign up for our Men's Studies intensive class! And we don't know what Salesforce does, but thank you Salesforce for being our unofficial sponsor.

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0:00.0

They're too old for this shit.

0:03.7

I mean, actually, I think they really are too old for this shit.

0:07.4

Well, I mean, technically they were too old for this shit,

0:10.6

but now they actually have a lot of young people in it too.

0:13.3

So I guess maybe some are too old, but then some are young.

0:16.3

But then it's also like, well, I mean, some are not even action stars anymore.

0:20.2

I don't know.

0:21.1

We saw Expendables 4, so you know what that means.

0:28.9

And it's creepy and the L.S.

0:30.6

Oh, this is.

0:32.6

What's the naked world baby in his belly?

0:35.1

Rock a rostovest, rock, and vest, rock, and maybe see a burl that show with Nick Crow and take a bowl of the speech. A

0:40.3

Take a baller baby in his belly

0:43.3

Big Paul in the beautiful dream

0:45.3

Gonna take you from the pool all the way to throw

0:48.3

Bring the end the street body

0:49.3

Hope to blow off steam

0:51.3

Just a sucker punch the odd life for Timmons

0:52.3

Bray Shop Miller It's a bird demick how you's standing alive they call me on your bad ass and he's

0:58.1

on the line cranking eight eight minutes cause they cool as high cause a bad jim bonnie looking

1:03.3

kind and nice all is doing getting literal jason is getting laid jun is making sure all the monkey

1:08.8

shots get the pain there's just a bunch of movies

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