Hi, everyone. I'm Joanna.

And I'm Jenny.

And this is hyphenated, the podcast about living in the hyphen.

I'm happy to be back, Jenny.

I couldn't.

Welcome.

For reasons we will discuss later, I couldn't make it to last week's recording.

But I'm glad that Kevin stepped in and you guys

did a fun little episode. But, you know, as I was listening, I was like, did this episode just

end? It did. And I'll tell you why. I'll tell you what happened. Yeah. I'll tell you what happened.

Oh my God. We were almost done, obviously. Thank God. Or else we wouldn't have had an episode.

But towards the end, I get a text message from my aunt. Thank God. Or else we wouldn't have had an episode. But towards the end,

I get a text message from my aunt. Let me read it because it's just real fucking funny. Here we go.

Jenny, did you have or adopt a baby? Question mark, question mark, exclamation point, question mark, question mark, exclamation point. And I'm like, what?

What?

Where did she?

I wrote back, I'm like, what?

Who on earth told you that outrageous lie?

Then she goes, look at this post, and she shares one of my posts on Facebook from the day

prior of a photo of my best friend's baby.

In the photo, he's four months old.

First of all, Joanna, the baby looks more like it would be your baby.

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