Expect Good Things | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend? We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. Well, God bless you. It's a joy to come into your home. If you're ever in our area, stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise |
| 0:22.0 | you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks for tuning in today. I'd like to get started |
| 0:26.5 | each week with something funny. And I heard about this nun. She worked in the home health care field, |
| 0:32.0 | and she traveled from house to house taking care of people. One day as she was making her rounds, |
| 0:37.3 | she ran out of gas. |
| 0:38.9 | There was a station just a couple blocks away, so she walked up there and asked the attendant |
| 0:43.1 | for a gas can, but it had been checked out. He said there'll be two or three hours before it gets |
| 0:47.9 | back. She didn't have time to wait, so she went back to her car and got a bedpan and filled |
| 0:53.3 | it up with gasoline. She got back to her car, and as bedpan and filled it up with gasoline. |
| 0:54.7 | She got back to her car and as she was pouring the gas into her tank from that bedpan, |
| 0:59.8 | two men were passing by. |
| 1:01.3 | One man said to the other, if that car starts, I'll be in church every Sunday the rest of my life. |
| 1:07.8 | All right. |
| 1:08.7 | Hold your Bible's up. |
| 1:09.7 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:31.3 | This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the Word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I'll never be the same. In Jesus name. God bless you. |
| 1:39.5 | I want to talk to you today about living with expectancy. Our expectations set the limits for our life. |
| 1:45.1 | Too many people are not expecting the right things. They don't expect to rise any higher. |
| 1:47.4 | They don't expect to get good breaks. |
| 1:51.2 | They go through the day expecting to get the short end of the stick. |
| 1:56.5 | They don't realize their own wrong thinking is keeping them in mediocrity. |
| 2:00.6 | God meets us at the level of our expectations. |
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