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turn back now to all other listeners. Welcome to the story of the exorcism at Walter Reed.

Dear Lord.

These past few weeks at the hospital have been very hard on me as a doctor.

I've worked at Walter Reed for years, but taking care of the president...

Excuse me! Excuse me! Guy in the piano? Yeah, hey!

Is this a chapel for the hospital? Can you not?

I was just... It seems like playing on the piano. I just had this idea. I was just trying to work this out.

Do you mind? All right, this is the chapel. People come here to grieve and...

I see, I said stop it. All right, I just thought it was a pretty cool idea. All right.

Why are you here? I'm a musician. I saw this great room with all this great echo in it,

and there's a piano, and I just thought I could really work on some cool ideas here.

Anyways, this is where doctors come. We have hard decisions to make, and other people have people dying.

Okay. All right.

Why are you in the hospital? My wife's having a baby, actually, just down the hallway.

Why don't you go be with her maybe? I just don't want to get in the way.

I didn't mean to be literally being there. All right. Can you just leave the chapel, please?

All right. No problem.

Hello, father. Hello. It's good to meet you.

Thanks for coming. I...

Thank you. I came as soon as I heard your reputation at the hospital.

I'll say it precedes you.

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