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Exorcising Weather-Controlling Demons

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:20:19  Favorite Past Time: Watching The Olds On Facebook Share Weird Shit 04:42:14  The First Anti-Woke Cartoon Sitcom On X! 16:02:18  A Non Binary Tiktokker Has Some New Pronouns For Us 18:42:18  The Sounds Of Anal Fisting 24:05:01  Preaching From A Mobility Scooter 26:15:05  Tiktokking Excorcisms 30:18:06  Support Distorted View […]

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0:00.0

It's Thursday, June 27th, 2024 coming up on the program today, exercising weather controlling

0:07.3

demons, plus bringing a machete to a tricycle fight.

0:11.2

The first non-binary cartoon dog premieres on Twitter and daddy ruins another sloppy butt cunt

0:17.6

All this was your voicemail today

0:29.0

For the best of everything, let's go, crow movie, you can always count on us. Summertime is the perfect time for fruit. Sink your teeth into the smooth sweetness of red

0:35.6

Bartlet pairs, special buy only 89 cents each. We've got the perfect way to

0:41.8

store jams sauces and jellies.

0:45.0

For instance, did you know, pears make an excellent jam?

0:51.0

12-count box of 8-ounce regular mouth ball-brand glass mason jars 895 with the

0:57.4

purchase of a dozen red Bartlett pairs. Nothing is more American than

1:02.0

Apple Pie except maybe pear pie.

1:07.0

Bake the perfect pear pie with handyfoils heavy duty pie pan andid set 499.

1:13.0

And don't forget the Bartlett red pears.

1:15.4

And our expanded home decor aisle,

1:17.2

Crystalville's pebble grain texture decorative bowl

1:19.8

is on sale for 999.

1:21.6

It's the perfect size to display and showcase your pears.

1:26.0

And in Kroger's Garden Department, why purchase seeds for next year's garden when you can purchase pears today?

1:32.0

Enjoy the sweet crisp taste of pears, and then plant the seeds

1:36.8

from the pears for next year's garden. Look, Doug, our produce buyer, kind of fucked up.

1:44.2

Doug, get in here and tell him what you did.

1:46.6

I ordered too many pairs.

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