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This is It Could Happen here, Executive Disorder, our weekly newscast covering what's

happening in the White House, the crumbling world, and what it means for you.

I'm Garrison Davis.

Today I'm joined by James Stout, Robert Evans, with a segment later on by Mia Wong.

This episode, we are covering the week of March 4th to March 11th.

Some small news items here at the top.

Ahead of National Espresso Martini Day this Sunday, Buffalo Wild Wings is releasing a wing-flavored espresso proteiny cocktail made with muscle milk protein powder infused with the buffalo dry rub, which also coats the rim of the glass.

I got to say, when we stationed a reporter permanently at Buffalo Wild Wings headquarters. A lot of people said,

why not somewhere in one of the many war zones in the world? You know, why not in Washington,

D.C. in the press corps? And I shouted that person down until they cried. And today,

today, I've been proven right. We will be doing a detailed report on the espresso protein next week,

anxiously awaiting the release of it this weekend.

Yeah, I'm not touching that shit.

Yes, I'm excited that they have finally decided to put muscle milk powder

in an espresso martini.

It's one of the foulest.

Every word in this sentence gets worse.

The dry rub, I think, is much more dangerous, frankly.

It's the dry rub muscle milk combo.

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