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This is It Could Happen here, Executive Disorder, our weekly newscast covering what's happening

in the White House, the crumbling world, and what it means for you.

I'm Garrison Davis.

Today I'm joined by Mia Wong, James Stout, and Robert Evans.

This episode, we're covering the week of January 21st to January 28th.

Massive snowstorm across most of the country, at least the real parts of the country,

which is the east coast and the south now.

And wow, there is a lot of snow.

It makes me feel kind of like a penguin, just walking off into the mountains by myself

weathering the weather.

Finally, I feel akin to the president who is now also a suicidal penguin.

At the wrong end of the globe. Yeah. Yeah, well, you know, as soon as they start the remigration,

they're going to be deporting penguins to Greenland. It's held in a military detention camp off of Greenland now that we might own a tiny bit of our

military base.

Still very unclear what the details of that Greenland deal are.

No.

He just wanted to be able to say he made a deal.

And I don't know if it's going to be any different than the status quo was before,

but he'll claim victory, and so will his supporters, and we'll all move on.

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