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All the people in the front. Listen to the coolest, two coolest dads in all the lands. You

may know us as the bros of bro, hi, oh, hi, I am the Ford, old beaten down Ford of the

two of us. I'm here with the Cadillac of podcasters, Rob Diggity Dangledog. I'm the lifted

Chevy with the title. You know the person has a small dick. I'm the fat dude with a small

dick that blows diesel smirical over people on the sidewalk. I'm adding it to the list.

Right now, welcome to the cream spa. I'm the delicious, delicious. If you have puffing

nipples, get the fuck out of here. And if you're one of those guys, that a lot of little

dick energy right there, Rob. Guys that like to almost say it, but like, roll call, roll

call. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. Oh my God. If there's ever been anything in the

history of the world that screams, I've got a penis that can't extend far enough for

intercourse. It's someone that rolls around a truck blowing black smoke all over the place.

You feel me? I feel you're not feeling anything because their winner isn't big enough. They

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