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Welcome to the naughty but nice show. I'm your host, Rumshooter. It's Thursday, which. Hello, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, hello, lo, hello. Welcome to the naughty but nice show.

I'm your host, Rom Shooter.

It's Thursday, which means my dear friend Mark Lupo joins us. I missed you last week, Louie. Hello, blah, la, loo. Are you there? I missed you to loopie loose here. Hi, Rob. Loopy, loopie. So I was back in Britain last week.

Thank you for all your kind.

Messages, Mark.

You sent me a lovely text too.

So thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

My dad is doing a little bit better, thankfully. He's out of hospital. So fingers crossed. I read him all your DMs, all your messages and it gave him such joy. He was also too a little bit perplexed. I don't think he really knows what I do for a living. And so this is a very difficult thing to explain

to a policeman, a retired policeman. My family all had regular, quote, jobs like teachers, police

people. They were, well, my brother's an electricist, and my sister, Anne, is a nurse. And so,

me talking each day and making a living out of this, they find absolutely bizarre, particularly because they think I should shut up a little bit around the family.

Dinner table.

Okay, let's jump into the show.

What time is it?

My friends, it is tea time.

So luckily, the silver lining of me being in London, Mark, is I met with all my old friends who now mainly work at Buckingham Palace.

So if you're a gay guy in Britain, the number one job you want is in Buckingham Palace.

And I've got to admit, at least three or four of my friends now work for the Royal.

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