Listen carefully. If anyone pops around mine this Christmas, they must bring an M&S Happy Christmas

selection box of festive chocolates, truffles and caramels. Or an M&S Christmas Santa Jack in the

box that's packed full of all butter chocolate chip shortbread stars. Or a cherry and chocolate

panitone in a beautiful tin and made with a 60-year-old sourdough starter.

Yeah, any of those three.

Or all three, please.

This is not just food.

This is M&S Christmas food.

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It's that time of year once more to reach cheap wings and chut and cars to stutter and pontificate To slur and drool

And show up late

To be the hero

And the victim

With bleeding hemorrhoids

On your rectum

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