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Now, today's first story comes from Am I the Asshole here?

That says, am I the asshole here?

Because I call my psycho exes unrelated child my nauter.

Buckle up.

15 years ago, I was 25 and was finishing my contract.

And my then-girlfriend of three years, Natalie, was acting

increasingly strange. I came back from a two-month assignment and was prepared to break up with

Natalie. She came by and gave me the good news. She was pregnant. I asked how far along she was. She

said five weeks, so I broke it off with her and told

her she needed to do better at math. She refused to break up and insisted the baby was mine.

So I told her the following, number one, paternity test and two, if the child was mine,

we can talk about financial support and custody arrangements

with lawyers.

She refused both and told everyone we both knew that I was a deadbeat for knocking

her up and leaving her.

I told everyone I was on a two-month assignment when she conceived, but a few insisted

for the sake of decency.

I house her and give her limited support.

I consulted a lawyer about this mess and the lawyer made it very, very clear that any overt

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