Zero Audio stare into space and really think about this.

Imagine your parents having sex.

99% of people on this planet were created by two people having sex.

For you, that's your mom and your dad. It's very important to take

time every now and then to just give that a very long, strong thinking about. Any aspect of your parent's sexual relationship you wish,

just give it a good hard thought right now. I'll give you a couple seconds to start. The desire, the moaning, the groaning, the pleasure, all the various moisture and motions involved.

Your mom...

Your mom. Yes, your mom, your dad, having sex. That is what

Chaz bono thinks about every time he hears this song.

And the sound effects that he hears are that farting oboe at the beginning.

That is a farting oboe.

Boa, berm, berm, berm, berm, let's share. So this episode is all about people.

So this episode is all about people.

You do not want to ever imagine having sex together,

singing romantic songs to each other, grossing you the fuck out.

This is what we'll be covering today on Beyond Yacht Rock.

U.S.

E. E.

Beyond Yarak.

I feel like this is going to be a pretty tight episode.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, this is pretty gross.

...