EVIL GOATEE JAKE

Pod Damn America

Comedy

4.3 • 691 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Jake does not technically have a goatee, it is more of a wraparound handlebar mustache MERCH poddamnamerica.bigcartel.com PATREON patreon.com/poddamnamerica

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0:00.0	Locked them into positions of hopelessness and helplessness.
0:10.0	The government gives them the drugs, bills bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law,
0:16.0	and then wants us to sing God bless America.
0:19.0	No, no, no, not God bless America
0:21.5	God damn America
0:23.5	That's in the Bible
0:24.9	For killing innocent people
0:26.9	God damn America
0:28.6	For treating a citizen
0:30.2	As less than human
0:31.7	God damn America
0:33.3	As long as she tries to act
0:36.1	Okay, hello, I forgot I was hosting.
0:39.1	Hi, this is Jake.
0:40.0	I have a handlebar mustache now because I was Fred Durst for Halloween.
0:45.0	And I forgot that after that's over, if you shave your face for a Halloween costume,
0:51.7	guess what?
0:52.3	You just have a handlebar mustache.
0:55.0	It's going to be very awkward few weeks as we get used to the new me and my beard slowly grows back in,
1:03.0	but I trust that you listening will come with me on a journey. Alex Patak is here.
1:14.0	Hey, everyone. No handlebar mustache here.
1:15.8	Andersley is here.
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