4.4 • 640 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2019
⏱️ 72 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode of horror movie talk brought to you by Hair Club for Dogs. |
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0:41.3 | Hello and welcome to horror movie talk, an opinionated and accidentally funny |
0:46.4 | horror movie review show. |
0:48.8 | Your shall be host. |
0:50.4 | Each week are Bryce Hansen, The Cool, Collected, Nihilist, and David Day, a cool guy who is always cool. |
0:57.0 | New theatrical releases always get priority, but we also review older horror movies, both good and horrible. |
1:06.7 | I'm Bryce Hanson. |
1:14.6 | And I'm David Day. |
1:16.1 | You should have, I'm not a cool guy who's always cool today. |
1:18.9 | I'm a spaghetti who's always Western. |
1:22.2 | Okay. |
1:22.9 | We've got a great show today. |
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