Welcome to the Bloody Disgusting Network.

The ensuing show will change, transform, and otherwise alter you.

Good luck. Let's into this. This is the tape I found downstairs. It has been a number of years since I began excavating the ruins of Kandar with a group of my colleagues.

Now my wife and I have retreated to a small cabin in the solitude of these mountains.

I believe I have made a significant find in the Kandarian

ruins, a volume of ancient Sumerian burial practices and funerary incantations.

It is entitled Nachon de Monte, roughly translated Book of the Dead.

From the Narold Woods of Michigan, to the Sun Kiss Skyline of LA.

We are Halloween.

You said I hope you understand when you read this letter that you're better off without me.

Cus surround me in stormy weather, stormy weather.

Stormy weather.

Weather.

It always surrounds me.

Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, listeners?

After all, we're podcasters and your listeners,

at least last time I checked.

Bump-pum, bum, bum-pum! Greetings and welcome back to another episode of Halloweenies.

I am one of your co-host Justin, Fake Ship Gerber, and we are packing up the delta and heading to the woods once again for the first time

Once again for the first time what sorcery is this you ask nine my friends all will be revealed as we discussed in 1987's Evil Dead 2, Dead by Dawn.

Now the road ramen is Rambunctious sect took to get there.

It's a complicated one, but not as complicated as he original, that's for sure.

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