Hello Minions and welcome to the fifth episode of Evil Campaign.

I'm Kat Kool, your host and GameMaster.

Before we get started, first let me tell you about cards against humanity. They asked us not to read an ad.

Enjoy. Next, if this is the second episode you've ever heard of campaign, you might just

right now be a little confused.

Campaign operates on a cycle.

It runs three episodes following the crew of the Minock.

That's what we think of as regular campaign.

Then, one episode following the crew of the Bluebird, that's this show, Evil Campaign.

You should be able to listen to this episode with relative ease as the Bluebird crew also

finds themselves at the start of a new mission.

I tend to end each evil campaign up with a dear bluebird letter.

Those are similar to dear my knock letters just asking the evil crew for advice instead.

However, our country is being terrible again. The bleak news cycle

made all of my reasonable options feel too unkind. I didn't want to leave you with that.

So, instead, this week's send-off will be our dear Minock, and the campaign crew's send off will be a dear bluebird next week.

We'll just swap it up.

Next.

Next week, the Pods kids and I are going to be at celebration.

I hope to see you there.

Specifically, I'd like to see you at 7.30 p.m. on

Saturday at Gods and Monsters which is a comic shop next Johnny got engaged

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