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Another defeat in a London Derby for Fulham.

There's no league win in the capital for 24 derbies. And no win at Stamford Bridge since

1979, which, after doing a bit of research, I found that was prior to the invention of the

Walkman. That's how long it's been since we've won

at the bridge. And I have to admit, I was left pretty foolish for feeling, could this be the day?

You know, Chelsea, travel weary, one eye on the return leg. Us desperately needing a win.

But as I said, I was left feeling very foolish after two Kyobert's goals.

And we're nine points from safety with four games to go with our fellow relegation

candidates, have games and hands over us. It's looking pretty bleak for Fulham at the moment.

But, you know, over the past few months, Fulamish has become part football podcast, part kind of group therapy session.

Here with me on the couch today is, is this as bad as it gets, Don Betts?

Yeah, it is.

Can't even blame the ref.

It's AF.

Hi, George, you're right.

Yeah, good man.

And another whiskey please barman is Ben Jarman. Yes, thank you very much, lead singer, George. You're right. Yeah, good man. And another whiskey, please, barman is Ben Jarman.

Yes.

Thank you very much, lead singer, a slide jinx.

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