Hello! Hello and welcome to very amusing, your one-stop shop for the stories, secrets and

shenanigans of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Carly Wieselle and I am so honest to the point where I am pre-recording this intro.

I am pre-recording this a week before so that I because I'm going to do the Genie Plus episode while I'm out of town

but I just want to have enough stuff recorded in a silent room before I leave just in case

because I'm going to be staying with family. There are children around, you never know.

So I'm recording this in advance, and in my head,

I was like, don't tell them, don't tell them,

you don't have to tell them, they're not gonna know.

It's like that Tik-Toc noise, like,

no one's gonna know.

And in my, I'm like, they will, they will know.

And instead of just quietly recording an intro to the podcast,

you would never know either way, I was like,

I just must confess this was recorded seven days ago

because I'm an absolute freak show.

But anyway, anyway yes I am

recording it in advance I just have nothing to tell you about the past week

because it hasn't happened to me yet oh I wonder what will happen I mean I'm

traveling with a child.

That'll be thrilling, but besides that, yeah, not much.

Not much.

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