The Michael Berry show like I was just reading this morning how to pick a perfect watermelon

And I don't know if this is true. I really don't but I'm gonna read you what it says

How to pick a perfect watermelon. Uniform size and heavy means that

it is sweet. If it is elongated it says that it is watery I bet we got a watermelon

farmer out there that could that could speak to this it says if it has an orange

field spot then it's full of flavor. If it has a white field spot, then it has little to

no taste. If it is shiny, it is not ripe. If it is dark and dull, then it is

ripe. And then it says if it has smaller webbing and they put webbing in

quotes smaller webbing it's bland if it has larger webbing, it's bland, if it has larger webbing, then it's sweet.

Let's listen to watermelon craw.

If somebody is out there as a watermelon farmer can call an answer to this 713991,000. I love Watermelon 713991,000.

Took a two lane road to a one horse town.

There was a party going on.

When I got there, I heard a welcome speech from a small town man.

He said we got a hundred gallons, sweet red wine made from the biggest watermelons on the pine

help yourself to some, but obey the law when you drink don't drive do the watermelon

craw. When the band started playing watermelon queens, she did me show you something that you

ain't never seen. She grabbed me by me by the arm said come on let's go she

dip down spun around and do say don't

she rock back on her heels, dropped down to her knees, crawled across the floor,

then she jumped back on her feet.

She wiggled and she jiggled, beat all you ever saw.

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