Here you go. Here you go.

Grand Iliquins. That's a nothing personal word of the day for this Monday Grand Iliquins.

What does that mean? You might be asking. It's when people speak or write for the sole purpose

of trying to impress. Does that sound familiar? How about looking around at all the people

on the air, all the gas bags who spend time giving their opinion on stuff that they actually

don't know about or giving an opinion they don't actually believe for the sole purpose

of making a statement for the sole purpose of having controversy. It makes me crazy. I

spent an entire weekend thinking about this and thinking about how I want to and want

nothing personal to be different. If you ever think I'm being grand eloquent, you're

going to tweet at me, you'll DM me because I'm giving it to you how it is. I'm not doing

it to grandstand. I'm not trying to impress you with vocabulary or with points of view.

I'm actually trying to just let you know the facts of life in sports and business and politics

and entertainment. We are looking at history today. Right now, Major League Baseball has

done something unprecedented and it all started very simply with a bat and with a garbage

can. I never heard it when I was with the Marlins. That's what the Astros did and that's

all they did. Let me tell you what's really happening right now. Breaking news. Jeff

Luna, the president of baseball operations suspended for a full year, AJ Hinch, the manager,

the manager of the Astros suspended for a full year, $5 million fine. Who cares? Losses

of first and second round picks in 2021. Not great, but the real story here is Jeff Luna

and AJ Hinch. Why did Rob Manford do this? He was losing control of this story. Word came

out that the Red Sox were doing it as well. Cody Belinger comes out and says the Dodgers

may have lost the World Series simply because the Astros were cheating by hitting a garbage

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