As the famous saying goes, when life gets shitty, might as well do an episode about poop.

Actually, I think that's one of the few phrases that hasn't been said before,

but I'm making it my new motto because I jumped at the

opportunity to do a whole episode about poop. Forget about running up my

follower count on Tik-Tok. Nothing could make me prouder. I was so incredibly pumped about this episode that I want to bring you maximum excrement

per minute.

So let's get right into everything you didn't know you needed to know about poop.

Grab the plunger know it all's.

I'm going to plug up the toilet with all these fecal facts and poop puns.

Hi, my name is Bella and you might know me as Jay is from Tiktok or YouTube.

But you're about to know me from this podcast.

Know it all.

In each episode, I'm going to help you

become a Know It All about something new.

Here we go. Now I know you're probably like, why poop Jaius? Are you stuck in Freud's anal stage of psychosexual development?

And those are both valid questions.

Poop is gross, but also amazing.

It's a necessary part of being a living being, and it actually holds within it a lot of valuable information.

Archaeologists can use it for clues about humans ancient past.

It can even help with the coronavirus tracking.

With public health leaders around the world planning to take samples from

wastewater systems in hopes of measuring the pandemic spread. After seeing a

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