Everything’s Eventual
Just King Things
Ranged Touch
4.8 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2024
⏱️ 130 minutes
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Content warnings for this episode include: crude sexual humor, racism, misogyny, suicide, medical horror, insect horror, discussion of transphobic slurs.
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| 0:00.0 | Just King Things is a podcast where we read the books of Stephen King in publication order. |
| 0:05.6 | As these are largely horror novels, they often deal with complicated and disturbing topics. |
| 0:09.7 | A list of content warnings is available in the episode description. Howdy, friends and neighbors, and welcome back to Just King Things, the show we read and talk about the books of Stephen King in publication order. |
| 0:46.5 | I'm Michael, and with me as usual is my co-host, Cameron. |
| 0:51.1 | Hey, uh, just over here doing some middle class stuff. |
| 0:55.0 | Oh, that's really interesting. |
| 0:57.0 | What's just some old bourgeois, just, uh, filing my taxes. |
| 1:00.5 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:02.2 | Just, uh, checking out a new, kind of pricey lawnmower. |
| 1:05.7 | Uh-huh, right, yeah. |
| 1:07.7 | You know, just thinking about a lake house. |
| 1:09.9 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:10.3 | You've noticed that the neighbors have bought a power washer? Oh, my God, I do. Yeah. You know, just thinking about a lake house. You've noticed that the neighbors have bought a power washer. |
| 1:13.3 | Oh my God, I do. |
| 1:15.1 | I do notice that. |
| 1:17.3 | Hold on. |
| 1:18.6 | Is that a shadowy government agent down the block? |
| 1:23.1 | Something's happening to my middle class status? |
| 1:29.6 | Yeah, the, uh, government agent is coming to distribute the free power washers that the government is handing out here in... |
| 1:37.1 | And they're haunted? |
| 1:38.5 | And they're haunted here in Jill Stein's America. |
| 1:42.3 | Oh my gosh! |
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