Everything Is Stupid - Halloween
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
iHeartPodcasts and Paramount Podcasts
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2021
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
Ronny Chieng rails against a spooky car wash service, an extreme haunted house attraction and Halloween-themed gimmicks from corporate brands. Originally aired October 2019.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | BAM! |
| 0:04.1 | It's Halloween, again. |
| 0:07.1 | Or as I like to call it, the stupidest time of the year. |
| 0:10.3 | Because you've got dumb kids coming to your house begging for candy. |
| 0:13.6 | And then you have everyone else trying to come up with a costume that's topical but also hot. |
| 0:18.1 | Oh, look at me, I'm sexy, quit pro quo. |
| 0:21.4 | What does that even mean? |
| 0:23.9 | But Halloween also means businesses are pretending they're cool by coming up with spooky promotions. |
| 0:31.1 | Like this guy. |
| 0:32.1 | A car wash in Ohio is doubling down as a haunted house. |
| 0:35.4 | Check it out. |
| 0:36.4 | Customers can enjoy the spooky experience while running through the car wash. |
| 0:40.0 | These actors dressed in scary Halloween costumes will wipe down cars and scare customers. |
| 0:45.6 | The frightening car wash costs 20 bucks. |
| 0:47.9 | Not only are you locked in your car in a haunted house, but you're going to go home with |
| 0:52.2 | what we think is the cleanest car in Ohio. |
| 0:55.8 | The cleanest car in Ohio. |
| 0:58.7 | Who cares? |
| 0:59.7 | It's still in Ohio. |
| 1:02.5 | I'd rather have the second dirtiest car anywhere else. |
| 1:06.6 | More importantly, why do you have to combine these two things? |
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