Everything Is Stupid Except Punch and Porch Goose

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Donate to the ALS Association: https://www.als.org/?form=general&s_src=donatebutton Come see BNC live! https://linktr.ee/bnclive Pre-order Phoebe Berman’s Gonna Lose It: https://sites.prh.com/phoebe-bermans-gonna-lose-it SUBSCRIBE TO THE BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr This week, Brooke and Connor talk about the their three fun facts, identifying as double jointed, and the new JFK Jr. show. Plus, Connor recaps his trip to the Olympics and Brooke learns about frame mogging and looksmaxxing. Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/bnc Go to https://nuuly.com and enter the code BNC at sign up to get $28 off your first month. Go to https://Nutrafol.com and use promo code BANDC for $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping Join for free at https://rakuten.com or download the Rakuten app to start saving money today Use code BNC for 15% off at https://barebells.com B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. Chapters: 0:00 We’re Going On Tour!!!! 0:44 Intro 1:00 It’s Ok To Take Breaks 2:05 Run Ins. 5:56 Fisting Clam Chowder 9:33 Figuring Out Our 3 Fun Facts 15:09 Exploring The Double Jointed Community 19:42 Bilt 20:52 Nuuly 22:39 The New York Blizz 23:53 Horned Up For Love Story 28:39 We Need New Faces 32:10 Excited About TV Again!! 33:23 All Eyes On Punch the Monkey 37:22 Nutrafol 39:13 Rakuten 40:10 Barebells 41:23 Getting Emotional Over Porch Goose 46:26 Connor Goes To The Olympics 49:25 Getting Lost In Paris 55:20 Completely Framed Mogged 1:00:04 Phoebe Is Going On Tour!!! 1:04:19 We’re Also Going On Tour!!! 1:05:47 Bonding With Dylan E. 1:07:43 Loving Symbolism & Jacob Elordi 1:10:09 RIP Eric Dane 1:10:43 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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