Hey, welcome, everybody. This is Everything is a bitch. You've got Mike here with AJ and we're not sure where Kenny is at the moment. So we may have a dose of Kenny. We may not have a dose of Kenny today. Sorry for you millions of Kenny fans out there that may be, maybe having

withdrawal, not hearing from for a week, but we'll see. He may be here. He may not be here.

All right. Let's start it off with, I don't know, maybe the story of the week.

Oh, yeah, I would say so. I would say so. So poor Tiger.

Poor Tiger.

Yeah, it's bad.

I mean, I'm thinking, you know, we began this podcast in 2017.

Well, Fame is a bitch.

And I think Tiger was the second or third show I did.

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

After the 2017 crash back in May, you know, and I was very upfront about the drugs he was on because I was on all those with my back surgeries.

I had two.

Tigers had several, at least four, plus a ruptured Achilles.

I don't know how you live with all that pain without relying on pain pills.

And then if you see his upper body, he's still a kick-ass fucking,

how do you get your upper body that big

when you have such a bad back?

Unless you're pumping steroid.

Tiger's just trying to have as much stuff in his system

to make him feel the way he needs to feel to golf.

That's what I think.

Well, I think he's, look, let's face it.

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