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hey it's mike i am here with a j this is everything is a bitch i think this is episode 54

we are without our umpadre the third amigo kenny unless he somehow rips himself off of a convention floor, trade show floor,

whatever, he's down at Miami at a trade show for his business. So, AJ, I, um, yeah, I had my life

flash in front of me the other day. I am on the 95 and I'm going 80, 85 miles an hour.

And I don't know immediately what's happened, but I lose control of the rear of the car.

The car starts to sway back and forth, like violently.

And I'm like, holy shit.

Oh, that's true.

And I just go with it to the right,

and I cross three lanes of traffic.

I barely missed the back of this pickup truck.

And then a Tesla swerves around me going to the other way. And I end up in this like miniature ditch on the side of the I-95.

I just sent AJ a picture of the...

I saw it.

The tire.

Wow.

Tire was instantly shredded.

I mean, just instantly freaking shredded by whatever I hit on that,

on that freaking road.

But I thought, I thought, man, this is the way I'm going to go. And then instantly, I thought, oh my God, I haven't changed my life insurance beneficiary yet. Oh, no. She's, she's leaving me and she's going to get all my money. That's funny.

Oh, man.

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