"Everyone thinks you're the Scrooge"
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 10 November 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Hannah has realised that Joel talks infuriatingly slowly and is currently working out whether people can be put on 1.5 speed IRL and not just on voicenotes. Bless him.
Also - and it’s dangerously early to be discussing this - despite Joel famously disliking Christmas, he’s actually feeling keen this year! Hannah shares her dream Christmas and calls on AI for help on festivity planning… has Chat GPT even been around for a Christmas yet?
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| 1:02.4 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:13.6 | I've grown a moustache. Well, I've had the moustache. Well I've had a moustache was already there. |
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