Hi everyone, I'm Emma Choi and welcome to everyone in their mom, a weekly show from Weight

Weight Don't Tell Me.

This week we're talking about a snazzy piece of real estate, with Weight Weight Panellist,

comedian, and someone who should definitely be pulled on stage during a Bruce Spring

steam concert.

The US government recently put a lighthouse up for sale, and the only catch, the buyer

is responsible for all the upkeep.

Most of all, I think we can all agree that lighthouses are sick, right?

They're basically snitches on the ocean, they got this bright ass light, and at least 99%

of them are haunted by a vengeful ghost, right?

It's totally.

Anyways, so this specific lighthouse is called the Hopper Island Lighthouse.

In Mo, this place has everything, and by everything I mean nothing.

It doesn't have any fresh water, electricity, gas, or sewer system.

And there's not even a place to dock your boat, you have to like hoist yourself out of

the water like an absolute animal, it's crazy.

And even more, this ocean paradise is located with the military has officially named, quote,

unquote, a danger zone, because it's near an area where the military practice is detonating

bombs.

It's literally exposed.

Okay, I'm from Maryland, and I don't remember any bombing.

Lighthouses are supposed to be sort of calm and peaceful in Desolate.

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