What's up nerds! Welcome back to everyone in their mom!

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Woo! This week we're here with someone who I think would run an extremely efficient vitamin pyramid scheme.

It's Tulsi Swoon! What's up Tulsi? Hello, friend?

Well, Tulsi, exciting. Did you know that there's a hot new way to jump to wild conclusions based on little to no evidence?

It's called Spotify stocking.

Hmm. Have you heard of this?

I don't have Spotify, so I don't know how you can look at someone's Spotify if you don't have their

electronic old devices. I'll tell you about it, okay? So it was an article in the Wall Street Journal

and they're talking about when you use Spotify to do some light spy, right? Because what people are

listening to can tell you a lot about them. Like if you listen to Adele, you're probably an empath who

takes karaoke very seriously. Or if you listen to a lot of Bruce Springsteen, chances are high you're a

union man with a complicated relationship with your father. Or your former president Barack Obama.

So you're using what people are listening to to try to figure out how they are doing.

Yeah, yeah, with their up to. You know, and you know, and people are discovering that it's super

useful for keeping tabs on people of interest like a crush or an enemy. So I mean, Spotify must

be the most efficient way to spiral out about your ex, right? Like why are they playing a playlist

called Smooosh? Is that his sex playlist? Is that his bug killing playlist? Why does it have both

the radio edit and the movie version of I'll never love again from the 2018 movie A Star Is Born,

right? I want answers to Spotify. I'm too busy for this. Also, playing music doesn't tell you

how a person is doing because sometimes people play music opposite to their mood. So say I'm in a

not a great mood. I might be playing really jovial upbeat fun music to get me out of this headspace.

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