Everyone’s Trying To Create An All-Star Team (@DougKeyComedy)
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 25 September 2018
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Comic Doug Key joins Jared on this week's Tuesday episode of The JTrain Podcast, to read your emails and answer questions about a having a new girlfriend who doesn't want to have sex, what to do when a big-time college athlete is window tapping on your Instagram, how to meet people in real life instead of dating apps, and running into your high school crush in another city. Plus, news and headlines with Classic Shelb. Check it out, and enjoy.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, awesome episode today we got a girlfriend who doesn't want to have sex, a former football |
| 0:09.8 | star is tapping on the glass and we got a lady who's leaving the apps. |
| 0:15.5 | Check it out and enjoy, share with friends. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcasts, this is J Train Jared Fried coming to you live |
| 0:51.1 | from Harlem, New York City. |
| 0:53.2 | We're here every Tuesday and Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions. |
| 0:57.6 | I say it every episode. |
| 0:59.1 | I'll say it one more time, thank you for listening, thank you for telling a friend, thank you, |
| 1:03.4 | thank you, thank you, this thing keeps growing every week, it gets your responses better |
| 1:09.0 | and better every week and I'm going to tell you, keep doing it. |
| 1:12.4 | This podcast has been around for a while and not everyone in the world knows about it, so |
| 1:15.3 | you got to help them out. |
| 1:17.1 | Help them spread the word and you know what the best way to spread the word is make it |
| 1:20.6 | your Instagram story. |
| 1:22.4 | Who does that feel like you and I are alone in a meadow and you are just taking that |
| 1:31.1 | feather straight to my nuts? |
| 1:34.0 | OMG does it feel good when I get that Instagram notification? |
| 1:40.6 | There we are, here we are out in the meadow. |
| 1:44.6 | It's windy, fall, brisk, I'm naked. |
| 1:48.7 | They're fully clothed holding a full long feather and then you take it from the front of |
| 1:55.8 | the seam of the ball to the back and seam almost to the anus, close, close, not there and |
| 2:04.8 | then back again up and down my balls. |
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